wine tastes so bad. I’m convinced the whole world is in on an inside joke together trying to persuade me that wine tastes good to them. there’s no way any one can like the taste of it. it’s like bug spray. the whole frickin world pretends to like bug spray. I don’t understand why. stop the madness
im not sure how to feel right now
feel angry. it’s a little boy, not a fedora clad pony-fetishizing teen douchebag. he should get to wear his my little pony backpack.
This isn’t even about bronies or anything like that, this is a school telling a child that it’s HIS fault he’s being bullied. The design of his backpack should not even be a topic of discussion.
But it kinda is his fault. Newsflash: kids are assholes and will make fun of everyone for anything. Wearing a gigantic target on your back like that just tells everyone “hey look at me I like my little pony make fun of me.”
Except it’s fucking not, you douchebag. It’s never the kid’s fault. Instead of making kids conform as much as possible, HOW ABOUT WE TEACH OUR ASSHOLE KIDS NOT TO FUCKING BULLY.
Don’t you see? This is similar to the current view towards rape. They victimize the rapists, making the actual victim look like the reason why they got bullied/raped by doing stuff like this? Instead of asking bullies and racists to behave properly, they ask the victim to dress and act properly. The phrase “He/She was asking for it.” Comes to my mind. It’s the same thing.
A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.
she was standing like how ppl stand when theyre waiting to get hit by a train lol
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i was always scared of teenagers when i was little because i felt like they always glared at me and looked tired and angry and now i understand
is it really that hard to put “margarine”
SCHRODINGERS BUTTER THOUGH…
no cough syrup
you are not ‘grape flavoured’
have you ever tasted a grape
you taste like death and the tears of small children
not fucking grape
wow what a surprise another cis-gendered white upper-middle class american male telling someone what they can and cannot identify as. why don’t you go fuck yourself
#i can no longer tell what is and isn’t a joke on tumblr any more
life hack: get a tattoo. if the people at the job interview notice it and look concerned, laugh a little and explain “it’s just temporary.” months later if your boss asks why you lied and said it was a temporary tattoo, stare off into the distance and whisper with a tremulous voice the poor excuse for truth your subconscious has been fighting for its entire insignificant existence: “everything is temporary.”
everybody I know has used heterosexuality as a stepping stone to coming out of the closet as gay or bi, so I think we need to have a serious conversation about whether heterosexuality exists
we are the last generation whose baby photos weren’t taken on phones
if zelena kills eva…
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I love The Sims because it’s basically just a bunch of pansexual people speaking gibberish and setting their houses on fire.
The pansexual agenda.